Sporting In New Scotland
by Jeanette Lynes
Debating The Plain Facts
Physical exercise is a more powerful aid to pure thoughts. When unchaste ideas intrude, engage at once in something that will demand energetic muscle exercise. Pursue the effort until fatigued, if necessary, making all the while a powerul mental effort to control the mind. Of course, evil thoughts will not be expelled by thinking of them, but by displacing them by pure thoughts. Exercise aids this greatly.,
-John Kellogg, Plain Facts for Young and Old (1898)
Sir: winter made a bad
sport of me. Six times
I sprinted the block, impure
ideas lingered. I dashed
to the flower shop, was
cruel to my florist who
possessed the last tulip
in northeast Nova Scotia
& what I said was, is that
all? The tulip nodded
in a doomed way, it had
once been a charming
ruby. Florists, of all people
recognize despair. She
invited me to rifle
through spent freesias,
buckets of lost, ragged ferns.
When I asked where she
attended flower school
I knew I could run
marathons, still cross
finish lines wicked.
I chose a cracked branch
of baby's breath, it recalled
snow caught in a hairnet
more than I would have liked.
Small Sad Rant
Eveything's a contest, I told him acridly.
Race you to the top of the stairs, he said.
a brief history of the celts in the old
world & the new (in five moveable parts)
[old] they board a boat; they suffer.
[new] they disembark; they suffer.
[then] they out-migrate; they suffer.
[later] they return; they suffer.
[any time] they pipe their song; they suffer.
Sporting In New Scotland excerpt ©2004 Jeanette Lynes
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